May 28, 2024


A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian rugs.

She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to

inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she

accidentally breaks wind. Very embarrassed she looks around

nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident.

She turns and sees that standing next to her is a salesman.

“Good day M’am. How may I help you today?”

Very uncomfortable she asks, “Sir how much does this rug cost?”

He answers, “Lady, you farted just touching it. You’re gonna

shit when you hear the price.”

Jason Benway

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